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CARD STACKING W/ SCOTT DYER

Last week we decided to have a little fun with our newly released collection of playing cards with D&D. Naturally, everyone at some point in their lives has been bored enough to build a house of cards. If you could get your cards to stand strong long enough to three stories tall you pretty much ruled.

Two stories, though essentially meek by most standards, might still have taken you an hour without cheating, so you deserve some praise.  After announcing the contest, we waited with baited breath to see all the entries come flowing in. This was one of those contests that had a pretty level playing field for anyone to enter. We couldn't have been more wrong.  Meet the second person who entered the HMNIM contest and world class card stacker Scott Dyer.

Scott has been stacking for as long as he can remember. Not everyone can make that statement. They still do the things they love from childhood today, with the same enjoyment and passion. On Scott's website, he talks about the trials and tribulations that come with a lifetime of "stack'n" (as they refer to it on the streets), how he'd come close to stopping and what would pull him back in, like heroin. Or maybe nothing at all like heroin, but similar...you get what we're saying...

Where does one go with such a skill like Scott's? You go for the world record. The record is currently held by Scott's nemesis, Bryan Berg, who in 1992 built the tallest card tower of 75 stories or for those of you who can't do "card math" that's 25' 9.438". Scott hopes to obliterate that meager accomplishment with a 40+ foot behemoth. Good luck to you Scott, maybe try and use one of our playing cards in your tower so we can be a small part of your dream.

 

PANCAKE DAY

Shrove Tuesday or "Pancake Day" marks the last day before the Christian holiday of Lent, traditionally a period of self-induced food abstinence, associated with clearing your kitchen of all goods such as sugar, fats and eggs. For some reason Lent is one of the least popular holidays falling well behind Arbor Day. It just might have something to do with not being able to eat any delicious foods.

It's commonly known as Pancake Day because it represents the perfect opportunity to use such ingredients ahead of the fasting period. Why it wasn't called Cupcake Day is still a mystery. Cupcakes are the pancakes' reckless cousin...fun, good looking, and gets you into trouble, but still gets invited back to family gatherings because who can stay mad at a cupcake?

Pancake Day takes place 47 days before Easter Sunday. Because the date of Easter Sunday is dictated by the cycles of the moon, not to be confused with the lunar cycle of the werewolf, Pancake Day can occur anytime between February 3 and March 9.

Now, go and eat some pancakes...and enjoy!

ARE YOU A WINNER?

We recently had a contest with our HMNIM Thermos. All you had to do is prove in picture form, why you deserved an autographed Thermos from Mark Hoppus. Easy enough as contests go, probably why we had so many entries. And probably why we had so many good entries. But, in the end there could only be one...well, maybe four winners. And here they are.

Alison Murray -Australia

Elisa Leone - Italy

Hunter Jones - Canada

Rich Magson - United Kingdom

 

 

FROM US TO YOU

We wanted to do something nice for everyone in the HMNIM family. So we thought, flowers? No, that's stupid. Can you imagine? Ordering a package and getting some wilted, dying flowers in your package. So, we went back to the drawing board. Cash? We could put some money in everyone's order, but that's really not that thoughtful. That's something your aunt and uncle get you because they don't really know you well enough to get you a good present. Now, we think we know you pretty well, so you can forget about getting a cash present from us. What is the one thing that almost everyone loves? Chocolate. And if you don't like chocolate, you can regift it to someone else and they might like it, and most likely like you more than before for giving them the gift of chocolate.

When can you expect this gift? Maybe just in time for Valentine's Day? Stay tuned, and be sure to have some cold milk ready.

NOW READ THIS

Part of your New Year's Eve resolution should be to read more books. Books are awesome. Some of the best movies came from books, and you know how annoying it is when people say "the book was so much better". You could be one of those people! Reading a book is sort of like getting to see a movie years before it's in the theater. Imagine that! You could see the Oscar-winning movie that comes out three years from now in the comfort of your own home. 

Plus, you get to do all the casting decisions in your brain when you read a book. Hell, you can cast yourself as the lead and surround yourself with Ryan Gosling and Jennifer Lawrence. How many movies have been ruined by poor casting decisions? Hundreds? Millions? Trillions? That will never happen again if you read books.

Now, the downside to reading books. The time. It takes way longer to read a book than it does to watch a movie. There is no getting around that. Sure you could try and read it really fast but that's never going to work.  And that's why movies were invented in the first place, by lazy non book-reading people. But not everyone has the time to invest in a book, where it is infinitely easier to find 90 minutes to watch a movie. We aren't going to lie to you, movies are great for that very reason, well that, and the popcorn.

And the last part of this post on why you should read books. Some books never get made into movies. They never get to see their full potential up there on the screen, with subpar actors, huge subplots cut from the story, entire endings changed. Those books just have to remain happy just the way they are, and sometimes that's a good thing. 

NOW READ THIS, is going to be a weekly...maybe, but probably every other week, spotlight on a book worth reading. This week's noteworthy book is:

THE STORY OF "S"

S., conceived by filmmaker J.J. Abrams and written by award-winning novelist Doug Dorst, is the chronicle of two readers finding each other in the margins of a book and enmeshing themselves in a deadly struggle between forces they don’t understand. Remember Abrams did the tv show Lost and is directing the new StarWars-VII, so you know he knows how to tell a story. Here is the outline of the book lifted from Amazon.com:

One book. Two readers. A world of mystery, menace, and desire.

A young woman picks up a book left behind by a stranger. Inside it are his margin notes, which reveal a reader entranced by the story and by its mysterious author. She responds with notes of her own, leaving the book for the stranger, and so begins an unlikely conversation that plunges them both into the unknown.

The book: Ship of Theseus, the final novel by a prolific but enigmatic writer named V.M. Straka, in which a man with no past is shanghaied onto a strange ship with a monstrous crew and launched onto a disorienting and perilous journey.

 

The writer: Straka, the incendiary and secretive subject of one of the world’s greatest mysteries, a revolutionary about whom the world knows nothing apart from the words he wrote and the rumors that swirl around him.

The readers: Jennifer and Eric, a college senior and a disgraced grad student, both facing crucial decisions about who they are, who they might become, and how much they’re willing to trust another person with their passions, hurts, and fears.

 

What they don't tell you is all the crazy stuff that comes with this book...postcards, clues, decoders. It's a mystery story, wrapped in a conundrum, crammed into a book jacket. It will blow your mind. They may make a movie about this book, or maybe about you reading this book and having it take over every minute of your life. You'll stop eating, quit sleeping, all you can do is read and then read some more until you solve the mystery. J.J. Abrams you have done it again, now don't mess up StarWars.

OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW

We are going to kick off the New Year with a SALE. We need to make room for the all the new products we have planned for 2014. And we have lots planned for the new year. The sizes are very limited, and you know when it's gone, it's gone for good. But maybe you didn't know that? We've received many emails from some of you asking when certain tees or sizes will be back in stock. The short answer is, never. We want each product we make to have some special value, even if it's only to you. That you can walk around knowing that only so many of each item were made and you were lucky enough to get one. Now doesn't that sound way better than buying something at the mall?

 

So with that said, the sale will be short and sweet -- New Year's Day from 12:00am - 11:59pm. And once items are gone, they are gone for good. Like we said, we need to make space for all the new stuff we have coming out in 2014.

Happy shopping to you and most of all, Happy New Year and thank you for your incredible support in 2013.